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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Sunday—Have An Erma Bombeck Week!

Wisdom from one of my all-time favorite humor writers

happy Spring cleaning!

The World According to Erma Bombeck

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Have a great week!