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Saturday, July 5, 2014

The Saturday Trust—The Fun Never Stops

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift: that's why they call it the present.  ~Eleanor Roosevelt

Not much of a mystery if you're already dead.

A note to the Great Beyond


Alright, so here's the deal-ee-o...My dad was cremated last year according to his final wishes.  Last week, he got some snailmail here at my house from the Trident Society offering information on pre-paid cremation...

It's like being asked to the prom after it's over.  

So, I've made an executive decision:

As executor of my dad's estate, I am going to skip having him cremated a second time.  I think once is enough.


Please forward to the Spirit Postmaster

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle, 
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.

Always look on the bright side of life!  

~  Eric Idle