Not much of a mystery if you're already dead.
|A note to the Great Beyond|
It's like being asked to the prom after it's over.
So, I've made an executive decision:
As executor of my dad's estate, I am going to skip having him cremated a second time. I think once is enough.
|Please forward to the Spirit Postmaster|
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
Always look on the bright side of life!
~ Eric Idle