Not Enough Scotch on Earth
...to make up for last night's Academy Awards.
Let's just make a list starting with John Travolta's die-a-thousand-deaths kissy-face with Scarlett Johansson. She looks like she's about to beat his smarmy lips with a cast-iron skillet.
|photo by EPA/Mike Nelson|
"I deserved that. I deserved that. But you, you my darling, my beautiful, wicked and talented Idina Menzel. Is that right?"
Say what now? I—what?? Wow... Let go of my face, you nutter!
Too many to list individually, but the most noteworthy cringeworthy moments flowed unconscionably from the host of last night's disaster, Neal Patrick Harris.
I cringed when NPH attempted to go off-script in a pointless audience exchange with classically trained actor, David Oyelowo, who played Martin Luther King in Selma.
"Oh sure, now you like him!"
A dig at the Academy for snubbing Mr. Oyelowo's performance in the Best Lead Actor category.
And, the uncomfortable laughs just kept coming...
|An homage to Birdman|
Pawell Pawlikowski's epic stand against the cut-off music.
The American viewing audience stopped listening after 12 seconds.
A gift from the Oscar gods. An unfortunate mispronunciation of nominee, Dick Pope's, name.
Fun_Beard I want more than anything for Dick Poop to be a real movie.
Andy Cohen I am very excited for Dick Poop's Oscar Nomination! I hope he wins!!
See you next year!