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Monday—Marriage Humor

Have a fun week!

marriage humor

"Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?" -- Groucho Marx

"I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married...and then it was too late." -- Anonymous
"Marriage has no guarantees.  If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." -- Erma Bombeck
"Teach him to fight fair during arguments.  I hate nasty little things like when Fang says, 'Well then, it's just my word  against your 2,000." -- Phyllis Diller
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." -- Mignon McLaughlin
"I don't think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack, she wrote for an ambulance." -- Frank Carson
"Married men live longer than single men. But, married men are a lot  more willing to die." -- Johnny Carson
"Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers." -- A…