|The beach in kauai_photo by tin|
"Marriage is a wonderful institution...
but who wants to live in an institution?"
-- Groucho Marx
"I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married...and then it was too late."
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
-- Erma Bombeck
"Teach him to fight fair during arguments. I hate nasty little things like when Fang says, 'Well then, it's just my word
against your 2,000."
-- Phyllis Diller
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
-- Mignon McLaughlin
"I don't think my wife likes me very much.
When I had a heart attack, she wrote
for an ambulance."
-- Frank Carson
"Married men live longer than single men.
But, married men are a lot
more willing to die."
-- Johnny Carson
"Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers."
-- Alan King
"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."
-- Woody Allen
"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy négligée. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
-- Rodney Dangerfield